Confetti

Confetti has it's uses: at a parade, at a New Year's Party, throwing it at a wedding.

Confetti does not, however, belong inside a greeting card, to be scattered all over when you take the card out of the envelope. You end up picking up confetti for the next year in all kinds of odd places. Just when you think you couldn't possibly find more, low and behold, a few stray pieces show up again. Confetti in cards is not cute; it's not funny; it's not in any way a positive thing.

To those people who sent confetti in this years Christmas place, I say this: there is a special circle of hell reserved for you.